Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Fakta Pemain Bolasepak Piala Dunia 2006


1. Pemain paling banyak meludah di padang = Florent Malouda - France

2. Pemain paling suka makan lepat = Frank Lampard - England

3. Pemain yang menguruskan 3 pos ofis = Helder Postiga - Portugal

4. Pengurus pasukan yang suka berlari = Luis Philipe Scolari - Portugal

5. Pemain yang main bolasepak dan ping-pong = Razak Pimpong - Ghana

6. Pemain bolasepak juga kawan baik Batman = Robinho - Brazil

7. Pemain bolasepak yang juga macam Batman = Mathias Kezman - Serbia Montenegro

8. Pemain yang tak pernah miss bayar bil = Adabayour - Togo

9. Pemain yang main bolasepak dan biola = Saviola - Argentina

10 . Pemain bolasepak yang paling manis = Maniche - Portugal

11 . Pemain yang selalu terluka di padang = Luca Toni - Italy

Janda Yang Dahaga

Di sini saya ingin menceritakan sebuah kisah mengenai seorang janda yang baru sahaja kematian suami.... Hasnah seorang janda kaya yang baru sahaja kematian suaminya akibat kemalangan jalanraya. Beliau masih muda lagi dan mempunyai potongan badan yang cantik.

Sejak kematian suaminya, beliau sentiasa diusik oleh jejaka-jejaka kampung yang sudah lama memendam rasa kepadanya. Namun begitu, Hasnah tidak pernah melayan karenah pemuda-pemuda kampung tersebut, kerana hatinya masih lagi merindui arwah suaminya... Walaupun.... hatinya berasa sepi ketika waktu ini. Lebih-lebih lagi di waktu malam... Rasa sepi hatinya tiada siapa yang tahu...

Pada satu malam, kira-kira pukul 2 pagi.... beliau bangun dari katilnya... badannya terasa panas.... tekaknya terasa haus.... beliau terasa begitu dahaga sekali. Beliau bangun dan keluar dari bilik menuju ke dapur,... sampai saja didapur... beliau terus membuka peti ais dan mengambil sebotol air sejuk.... beliau tuang kedalam cawan dan meminumya... Setelah meminum air tersebut.. beliau kembali kedalam bilik dan tidur semula... Sekian... Terima Kasih Itulah kisah seorang janda yang dahaga...........

Wah, sepenuh hati korang membaca nyer. Ha...haa...haaa....

Monday, October 29, 2007



It's happen in AH Kow Press


Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What's wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed and cannot print.
Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer?
Caller: Mmmm.. , See I attached a picture for you.......


Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Rice Field Art In Japan

Every year, farmers in the rural town Inakadate, Japan creates rice field art by using red rice in with their regular rice in special patterns. A few others fields in rural Japan also followed the trend of this beautiful rice field art.
Check out different stages of the rice field art from start to harvesting with 10 more pics after the jump.

Source: Inakadate



Teka Teki yg Bengong

oraits guy hari nie aku tunjuk kat korang teka teki yg patut diberi pengajaran


1) Lubang ape yang rasanyehangat,nikmatdan nyaman?
Answer: LUBANGun pagi2,1 tarik selimutpas tu tido balik.

2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?
Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandinganbolasepak Liga-M

3) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam,isinya di luar?
Answer: Kuih salah bikin.

4) Binatang ape power Karate?
Answer: Kuda belang.cube kira brapeblack belt dia ade.

5) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulittersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye.

7) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10orgpun tak leh nak tolak?
Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'

8) Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5kaki...siapakah saya?
Answer: Pembohong...

9) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'?
Answer: Usus

10) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggotatubuhnya kat kepala?
Answer: Kutu rambut

Monday, October 22, 2007

According to a survey done by Rojaks Institut of research ... The population of our country is 27 million.

Out of 27 million 12 million retired ledi, left 15 million oni.

9 Million is too young or still skooling, so now left 6 million oni.
Out of the 6 million 4 million werking for the gomen left 2 million oni.

1 million are in army and polis, left 1 million to work.

In this 1 million, 500,000 is too lazy to work ... then left 500,000 million oni.

Then out of 500,000 peeple, 150,000 peeple is gonna be on-leave/sick at any given time so left oni 350,000 peeple to do all the work oni.

Out of 350,000 peeple .... 150,000 alredi migrated to ader country so left 200,000 peeple oni.

Then in the prison got 199,998 peeple.

So, left 2 peeple oni .... You and me.And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes ... MCH! no wonder I so busy la!
sumbangan rojaks

Friday, October 19, 2007

Baby dan kucing


Kata2 tidak boleh diterjemahkan dgn kekiutan baby ngan kucing nie. baby nie tgh dok tidoq bersebelahan ngan kucing nyer

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Hari Raye


Tahun nie alhamdulillah berhari raya dengan jayenyer. pagi2 bgn subuh then sembahyang sunat hari raye pergh sejuk giler mandi kat kampung nie, then mcm besa bersalaman ngan parent memohon kemaafan (tahun nie memang takde duit raye). pastu breakfast makan kuih raye, lemang raye, ketupat palas raye, rendang ayam raye, rendang daging raye dan air sirap raye.....

sembayang raye kat masjid depan rumah nenek mcm besa best giler lame tak jumper ngan org2 kampung then mcm besa beraye satu kampung terap huhuhuhu.... gamba kang aku upload.

1st day raye pagi sampai tgh hari beraye pusing satu kampung, then petang tu pi beraye kat sik, baling beraye rumah kakak kepada nenek aku hhehehe. alhamdulillah sihat lagi dier. nenek aku sekarang nie umurnyer dah 81 tahun huh...panjang umur nenek aku kakak nyer plak dlm lingkungan 84 mcm tulah best giler jumper. besalah biler adik ngan kakak berjumper sembang punyerlah lame. then dpt jugak jumpe sedara2 lain yg dah lame tak jumper....

2nd day raye plak pi berayer di belah selatan pi parit buntaq, bandaq baharu, parit senget pun ade hehehehe huh memang sakan. makan jgn ckplah memang makan ajelah.

3nd day raye pi beraye di tanjung or lebih dikenali ngan penang...sempat bershopping kat gurney plaza tangkap satu jeans hahahahha.

4nd day raye dah kene balik kl sebab rabu tu dah nak kene masuk opis. balik pon naik bas sebab rest of my family still bercuti di kampung.

itulah coretan rayeku
nie gamba mase tengah jln2 keliling kampung
suasana raye kat kampung depan tu ayah aku then mak aku tak nampak pastu abg aku baju merah tu

Thursday, October 11, 2007


Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Malaysian Astronaut Set to Go Into Space yehuuuu
Don't forget to watch tv at 9.20 pm tonight


Monday, October 08, 2007

Creative Blood Pillow

haa korang kalau nak takutkan bos korang beli bantal nie hehehe

KERJA KOSONG

oret kawan2 sape 2 yg tak kerja lagik ke or nak tuka tempat kerja ke aku ade jumper satu adver nie haa. rase korang leh apply kot. tak kisah korang buat per before this but u all can apply ok.

oret guys good luck korang pi jek website kat gamba bawah nie. detail pasal kerja sume ade kat gamba bawah nie.

Print ads kat toilet lelaki ehehhehe



oret kat bawah nie ade 2 print ads yg khas utk lelakii...sebab tu depa letak kat toilet laki

Friday, October 05, 2007

Escalator Tertinggi Di Dunia huuuuuuuuuu Gayat



The Umeda Sky Building is the seventh-tallest building in Osaka City, Japan, and one of the city’s most recognizable landmarks. It consists of two 40-story towers that connect at their two uppermost stories, with bridges and an escalator crossing the wide atrium-like space in the center. The escalater ride is an event in itself as it feels like you are floating up into the sky. This is a cheap way to see the city, less than 10 USD to go up to the observation area.
Located in the Umeda district of Kita-ku, the building was originally conceived in 1988 as the “City of Air” project, which planned to create four interconnected towers in northern Osaka. Eventually, practical considerations brought the number of towers down to two.


Thursday, October 04, 2007

Muker South Park and Simpson korang sendiri heheheh

haa korang nak buat muker korang jadi character South Park korang boleh pi sini

http://sp-studio.de/ (south park) www.simpsonizeme.com (simpsons)

nie kire version aku punyer character south park heheheand nie muker aku kalau aku jadi katon simpsons

Di Hari Kelahiranku

October 4 is the 277th day of the year (278th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 88 days remaining.

Events
610 - Heraclius arrives by ship from Africa at Constantinople, overthrows Byzantine Emperor Phocas and becomes Emperor.
1209 - Otto IV is crowned emperor of the Holy Roman Empire by Pope Innocent III.
1227 - Assassination of Caliph al-Adil.
1511 - Formation of the Holy League of Ferdinand II of Aragon, the Papal States and the Republic of Venice against France.
1537 - The first complete English-language Bible (the Matthew Bible) is printed, with translations by William Tyndale and Miles Coverdale.
1582 - Pope Gregory XIII implements the Gregorian Calendar. In Italy, Poland, Portugal, and Spain, October 4 of this year is followed directly by October 15.
1636 - The Swedish Army defeates those of Saxony and Holy Roman Empire at the Battle of Wittstock.
1693 - Battle of Marsaglia: Piedmontese troops are defeated by the French.
1725 - Foundation of Rosario in Argentina.
1777 - Battle of Germantown: Troops under George Washington are repelled by British troops under Sir William Howe
1779 - The Fort Wilson Riot takes place.
1795 - Napoleon Bonaparte first rises to national prominence with a "Whiff of Grapeshot", using cannon to suppress armed counter-revolutionary rioters threatening the French Legislature (National Convention).
1824 - Mexico adopts a new constitution and becomes a federal republic.
1830 - Creation of the state of Belgium after separation from The Netherlands.
1853 - Crimean War: The Ottoman Empire declares war on Russia.
1883 - First run of the Orient Express.
1883 - First meeting of the Boys' Brigade in Glasgow, Scotland.
1895 - The first U.S. Open Men's Golf Championship run by the United States Golf Association was played on a nine-hole course in Newport, Rhode Island.
1910 - Declaration of the Portuguese Republic. King Manuel II flees to the United Kingdom.
1910 - Adoption of the Flag of Bermuda.
1918 - An explosion occurred killing more than 100 and destroying the T.A. Gillespie Company Shell Loading Plant in Sayreville, New Jersey. Fires and explosions continued for three days forcing massive evacuations and spreading ordnance over a wide area, pieces of which are still being found in 2007.
1921 - Riccardo Zanella becomes first elected president of Free State of Fiume.
1927 - Gutzon Borglum begins sculpting Mt. Rushmore.
1931 - Debut appearance of the "Dick Tracy" comic strip, created by cartoonist Chester Gould.
1940 - Meeting of Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini at the Brenner Pass.
1943 - World War II: U.S. captures Solomon Islands.
1950 - Snoopy's first appearance.
1957 - Launch of Sputnik I, the first artificial satellite to orbit the Earth.
1957 - Avro Arrow roll-out ceremony at Avro Canada plant in Malton, Ontario.
1957 - The CBS television show Leave it to Beaver debuts, starring Jerry Mathers as Beaver.
1958 - Fifth Republic of France established.
1960 - Eastern Air Lines Flight 375, a Lockheed L-188 Electra, crashes on takeoff from Boston's Logan International Airport, killing 62 of 72 on board after a bird strike.
1965 - The first Pope to ever visit the United States of America, Pope Paul VI arrives in New York.
1966 - Basutoland becomes independent from the United Kingdom and is renamed Lesotho.
1967 - Omar Ali Saifuddin III of Brunei abdicates in favour of his son, His Majesty Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah
1975 - A Cessna 310Q airplane crashes over Wilmington, North Carolina, killing the pilot and severely injuring several pro wrestlers affiliated with the NWA's Mid-Atlantic promotion. One of the survivors is the legendary Ric Flair
1976 - Official launch of the Intercity 125 High Speed Train (HST)
1983 - Richard Noble sets a new land speed record of 633.468 mph (1,019 km/h), driving Thrust 2 at the Black Rock Desert of Nevada.
1985 - Free Software Foundation is founded in Massachusetts, USA.
1988 - U.S. televangelist Jim Bakker indicted for fraud.
1991 - The Protocol on Environmental Protection to the Antarctic Treaty was opened for signature.
1992 - The Rome General Peace Accords end a 16 years' civil war in Mozambique.
1992 - An El Al Boeing 747-200F crashes into two apartment buildings in Amsterdam, killing 43 including 38 on the ground.
1993 - Russian Constitutional Crisis: In Moscow, tanks bombarded the White House, a government building that housed the Russian parliament, while demonstrators against President Boris Yeltsin rallied outside.
1993 - The events portrayed in the movie and book Black Hawk Down (a military insurgency in Somalia) occurred.
1997 - The second largest cash robbery in U.S. history occurred at the Charlotte, North Carolina office of Loomis, Fargo and Company. An FBI investigation eventually resulted in 24 convictions and the recovery of approximately 95% of the $17.3 million in cash which had been taken.
2001 - A Sibir Airlines Tupolev TU-154 crashes into the Black Sea after being struck by an errant Ukrainian S-200 missile. 78 people are killed.
2003 - Maxim restaurant suicide bombing in Haifa, Israel: 21 Israelis, Jews and Arabs, are killed, and 51 others wounded.
2004 - SpaceShipOne wins Ansari X Prize for private spaceflight.

Births
1160 - Alys, Countess of the Vexin, daughter of Louis VII of France (d. 1220)
1289 - King Louis X of France (d. 1316)
1379 - King Henry III of Castile (d. 1406)
1515 - Lucas Cranach the Younger, German painter (d. 1586)
1542 - Robert Bellarmine, Italian saint (d. 1621)
1550 - King Charles IX of Sweden (d. 1611)
1562 - Christian Sørensen Longomontanus, Danish astronomer (d. 1647)
1570 - Péter Pázmány, Hungarian cardinal (d. 1637)
1625 - Jacqueline Pascal, French child prodigy (d. 1661)
1626 - Richard Cromwell, Lord Protector of England, Scotland, and Ireland (d. 1712)
1657 - Francesco Solimena, Italian painter (d. 1747)
1720 - Giovanni Battista Piranesi, Italian artist (d. 1778)
1723 - Nikolaus Poda von Neuhaus, German entomologist (d. 1798)
1759 - Antoine Arbogast, French mathematician (d. 1803)
1787 - François Guizot, French statesman (d. 1874)
1807 - Louis-Hippolyte Lafontaine, French Canadian politician, prime minister of the Province of Canada (d. 1864)
1814 - Jean-François Millet, French painter (d. 1875)
1822 - Rutherford B. Hayes, 19th President of the United States (d. 1893)
1841 - Prudente José de Morais Barros, President of Brazil (d. 1912)
1858 - Michael Pupin, Serbian-born telephone pioneer (d. 1935)
1861 - Frederic Remington, American painter (d. 1909)
1862 - Edward Stratemeyer, American author (d. 1930)
1876 - Hugh McCrae, Australian writer (d. 1958)
1877 - Razor Smith, English cricketer (d. 1946)
1880 - Damon Runyon, American writer (d. 1946)
1881 - Walther von Brauchitsch, German Commander-in-Chief (d. 1948)
1884 - Subramaniya Siva, Indian freedom fighter (d. 1925)
1886 - Luis Alberni, Spanish actor (d. 1962)
1888 - Oscar Mathisen, Norwegian speed skater (d. 1954)
1892 - Engelbert Dollfuss, Austrian politician (d. 1934)
1895 - Buster Keaton, American comedian (d. 1966)
1903 - John Vincent Atanasoff, American computer pioneer (d. 1995)
1903 - Ernst Kaltenbrunner, German military officer and senior Nazi (d. 1946)
1903 - Bona Arsenault, French Canadian politician, historian and genealogist (d. 1993)
1907 - Run Run Shaw, Hong Kong media mogul
1910 - Frankie Crosetti, American baseball player (d. 2002)
1914 - Jim Cairns, Australian politician (d. 2003)
1914 - Brendan Gill, American writer (d. 1997)
1916 - Vitaly Ginzburg, Russian physicist, Nobel laureate
1916 - George Sidney, American film director (d. 2002)
1918 - Kenichi Fukui, Japanese chemist, Nobel laureate (d. 1998)
1922 - Malcolm Baldrige, 26th United States Secretary of Commerce (d. 1987)
1922 - Shin Kyuk-Ho, Japanese businessman
1924 - Charlton Heston, American actor
1928 - Alvin Toffler, American author
1928 - Torben Ulrich, Danish musician, writer, filmmaker and tennis player
1929 - Leroy Van Dyke, American singer
1931 - Richard Rorty, Professor Emeritus of Philosophy, Stanford University
1932 - Milan Chvostek, Canadian television director
1934 - Sam Huff, American football player
1937 - Jackie Collins, British author
1937 - Jim Sillars, Scottish politician
1938 - Kurt Wüthrich, Swiss chemist, Nobel laureate
1940 - Silvio Marzolini, Argentine footballer
1940 - Alberto Vilar, Cuban-American investor and philanthropist
1941 - Roy Blount, Jr., American writer
1941 - Anne Rice, American writer
1941 - Karl Oppitzhauser, Austrian racing driver
1942 - Karl W. Richter, American aviator (d. 1967)
1943 - H. Rap Brown, American civil rights activist
1944 - Tony La Russa, American baseball manager
1944 - Rocío Dúrcal, Spanish singer and actress (d. 2006)
1945 - Clifton Davis, American actor
1946 - Chuck Hagel, American politician
1946 - Susan Sarandon, American actress
1947 - Ann Widdecombe, British politician
1947 - Julien Clerc, French singer
1947 - Jim Fielder, American bassist (Blood, Sweat & Tears)
1949 - Armand Assante, American actor
1949 - Stephen Gyllenhaal, American director
1951 - Bakhytzhan Kanapyanov, Kazakh poet
1953 - Tchéky Karyo, Turkish-French actor
1955 - Jorge Valdano, Argentine footballer
1957 - Alexander Tkachyov, Soviet gymnast
1957 - Bill Fagerbakke, American actor
1959 - Chris Lowe, British musician (Pet Shop Boys)
1959 - Tony Meo, English snooker player
1960 - Afrika Bambaataa, American musician
1960 - Joe Boever, American baseball player
1961 - Kazuki Takahashi, Japanese author
1962 - Jon Secada, Cuban singer and songwriter
1963 - A.C. Green, American basketball player
1965 - Skip Heller, American musician
1967 - Marcus Bentley, British voice actor
1967 - Ekin Cheng Yee-Kin, Hong Kong actor and Cantopop singer
1967 - Liev Schreiber, American actor
1970 - Richard Hancox, English footballer
1971 - Friderika Bayer, Hungarian singer
1972 - Kurt Thomas, American basketball player
1973 - Chris Parks, American wrestler
1975 - Cristiano Lucarelli, Italian football player
1976 - Alicia Silverstone, American actress
1976 - Mauro Camoranesi, Argentine-Italian footballer
1978 - Ko Soo, South Korean television and movie actor
1979 - Rachael Leigh Cook, American actress
1979 - Stefan Booth, British actor
1980 - Kristina Lenko, Canadian Ice Skater
1980 - Me'Lisa Barber, American athlete
1980 - Sarah Fisher, American race car driver
1980 - Tomáš Rosický, Czech footballer
1981 - Justin Williams, Canadian ice hockey player
1981 - Scott Hammond, American photographer
1981 - Ahmad Hafizal Bin Ahmad Shanusi, Malaysian Designer
1982 - Jered Weaver, American baseball player
1982 - Tony Gwynn Jr., American baseball player
1983 - Risa Kudo, Japanese gravure idol
1983 - Ueda Tatsuya, Japanese idol (member of KAT-TUN)
1983 - Dan Clarke, British racing driver
1986 - Yuridia, Mexican singer
1989 - Lil Mama, American rapper
1991 - Holly Wells, British murdered child (d. 2002)
2005 - Prince Emmanuel of Belgium

Holidays and observances
Roman festivals - Ieiunium Cereris (Fast of Ceres) (since 191 BC; that calendar date fell in late spring at that time).
RC Saints - Feast day of Saint Francis of Assisi; also of Saint Amun, Saint Petronius of Bologna.
Also see October 4 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
Australia - Labour Day of 2005 (ACT, NSW, & SA, 2004: first Monday of October).
Lesotho - Independence Day (from Britain, 1966).
Mozambique - Day of Peace and Reconciliation (Dia da Paz e da Reconciliação), in memory of the 1992 Rome General Peace Accords
World Animal Day
French Republican Calendar - Potiron (Pumpkin) Day, thirteenth day in the Month of Vendémiaire
The beginning of World Space Week
Sweden celebrates National Cinnamon bun Day (since 1999).

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Paper of the day

Malaysian English Express

bawah nie kire mcm singkatan untuk english kat malaysia nie hehehe kire kalau mat salleh ckp mcm nie camne kalau org malaysia plak.....nie jokes je okeh

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hallo, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Doe-waaaan!

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shaddap lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what see, never see lengchai/lengloi izzit?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why lidat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you.
Malaysians: Hoi!!!u pig ar lidat also doe no how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me.
Malaysians: Celaka u/LANCAUUUUUUUU/cibai la/puki mak/pu nya ma!!!

How very true this is. But nonetheless, this is the only way we can go to catchup with those developed nations - by doing shortcuts. Easy, brief, yet understable phrases is the way to go! Malaysia boleh!

credit : Wings

My brain kinda dead now and i think it will take a while to be able to properly warm up again.
Not wanting to dissapoints those who come here for a dose of laughters or giggles, I presents to you the best of Cut n Paste!!!



Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A. The boy's hand

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-days and if
it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A. Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
A. Tarzan asked "Why"? The animals told him "your tail is in the
front"

credit : Wings

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Remember, remember, the fifth of November,

Remember, remember, the fifth of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I know of no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,
'Twas his intent
To blow up the King and the Parliament.
Poor old England to overthrow.
By God's providence he was catch’d
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
Hip hip hoorah!
Hip hip hoorah!



A penny loaf to feed ol' Pope,
A farthing cheese to choke him.
A pint of beer to rinse it down,
A faggot of sticks to burn him.
Burn him in a tub of tar,
Burn him like a blazing star.
Burn his body from his head,
Then we'll say ol' Pope is dead.
Hip hip hoorah!
Hip hip hoorah!

Monday, October 01, 2007

Lagu untuk hari nie...

Artist: Nidji
Song: Hapus Aku

Kutuliskan kesedihan
Semua tak bisa kau ungkapkan
Dan kita kan bicara dengan hatiku

Buang semua puisi
Antara kita berdua
Kau bunuh dia sesuatu
Yang kusebut itu cinta

Chorus:
Yakinkan aku Tuhan
Dia bukan milikku
Biarkan waktu waktu
Hapus aku…

Sadarkan aku Tuhan
Dia bukan milikku
Biarkan waktu waktu
Hapus aku…

Lagu nie aduh melekat kat kepale otaku

Begitu la rasanya...
Bila bukan kepunyaanku
Hapuskan la aku sekali...

assalamualaikum....

slamat pagi sumer...mulekan pagi anda dengan senyuman kerna anda ada byk cabaran lagi di depan anda chewahh. hari nie aku dtg lambat sket kat opis nie. nak tau apesal? saje je layan tido ngan derungan hujan di pagi hari selepas sahur. lame gile tak hujan pagi tu yg layan lentok tidoq tu ehhehe. takpe skali skala je bukan slalu.

wekend hari tu takde pe2 biase saje. tiada benda yg menarik berlaku. cume sekarang nie yg penting kehidupan mesti diteruskan. walaupon jatuh dari tangga ke, break ke ape ke, kene saman ke, baru kawin ke. life must goes on.

aku? mcm nie ajelah masih mencari2 meraba-raba dlm kecerahan. hui tudia ayat. insyaAllah setiap benda yang berlaku ade hikmahnyer. dan semalam kawanku ade ckp sumer benda yg kite nak tak semestinyer kiter akan dapat. tapi aku ade pendirian aku sendiri. setiap benda yg kiter nak kalau ade usaha insyaAllah kiter akan dpt. tapi tak tau bile. depend pada usaha and effort seseorang itu. skali lagi kiter jgn luper yg segala ape yg kiter buat, semuanya akan ditentukan oleh Allah swt. dan kiter jgn luper jugak utk meminta pertolongan dari yg Esa sebab kiter nie golongan yg paling lemah.

pagi nie aku bgn dengan penuh harapan agar menjadi hari yg terbaik utk aku. kerna setiap hari adalah hari trbaik utk aku. tak kirelah ape benda yg terjadi pada aku sumer itu adalah dugaan dari yg Maha Esa. so terimalah dgn hati yg tabah.

hehehe pendek kater always smile and gembira.