IT Support

Dear IT Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in
the overall performance,particularly in the flower, gifts and
jewellery applications that hadoperated flawlessly
under Boyfriend5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed
many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, butinstalled undesirable programs such as
Formula One 5.0,NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boy friend 5.0 is an entertainment
package,while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHTYOU LOVED ME
and download Tears 6.2 to install
Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
HappyHour 7.0 orLate Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program
that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install
Mother-in-Law 1.0
or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applicationsand
will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program,but it does have a limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software
to improve memory and performance.
I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support